Reading of The Twits - part one
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The Twits Stories - The Next Chapter
stories written by 4th grade
Our project was to write a new chapter or continue the story of The Twits. Students were asked to add descriptive details and humor to their stories, just like the author, Roald Dahl does.
The following stories are what students wrote:
The following stories are what students wrote:
The Twits had shrunk in the last chapter but they were still pranking each other. Mr. Twit had put a fly in Ms. Twit's bed and when Ms. Twit walked up in the room, she got scared of that big fly. She had fainted. A few hours later she had woke up. She started yelling, then the Roly Poly bird stepped on Mr. Twits, ate Ms Twit, then they died.
By Dayshaun
The New Life
Mrs. Twit know Mr. Twit loves bird pie so she gets 5 birds and some worms, ants, poison, and some doo doo.
Then she baked the pie and put it and for 20 mins .
Mrs. Twit took it out and in the morning. Mr. Twit
ate it and he got dizzy and everything got blurry he fell and died. It was all
a mystery and no one knows he’s died but Mrs. Twit.
After he died, she got a new man, got married and lived happy ever after.
But the new Mr. and Mrs. Twit were just like the old ones, putting
jokes on each other. She had two kids a boy and a girl Twitie and Twitter.
The kids loved their mom and dad very much and they
had a wonderful family all because Mr. Twit died.
But guess what? The kids were both putting jokes on
each other and on their parents.
The End
By Crystal
MR. Twit & Mrs. Twit were idiots. They pull pranks on each other. Mrs. Twit had a plastic eye & she put her eye in mr.twit beer. is it a plastic eye. Its time to die u old lady? And mrs.twit faint and mr.twit tuck mrs.twit walking stick. And is of wood and put in her walking stick. And mrs. Twit walking stick keep getting bigger and bigger and bigger thin he said its time to streach thin mr.twit had 30 blowns thin she said a word thin mr.twit cut the rope thin he was happy thin mrs.twit had a plane she bit throw the srings. Thin she was falling and falling thin mr. twit drop his beer boom she land on him thin mr.twit put superglue on the dead tree thin cook bird pie. Thin children was super glue down to the dead tree then thay got away thin mr.twit put super glue on the monkys cage the bird gave the monkyey the key thin the moneys got superglue thin superglue the frencher up side down thin mrs.twit and mr.twit thot thay was up side down thin thay was stick down to the floor bacause the moneys realy foll thim so so so much thin win mrs.twit & mr.twit was 10,00000000000 years old thin thay was dead whin thay was 10,1111000 yars old thi thay was dead.
BY; Georgio
Once upon a time there was a Mrs. Twit and a Mr.Twit they were married and they were a bad couple when I say couple I mean couple.they played pranks on each other. One prank was when Mrs. Twit put her eye glass in his beer and then he seen it when he started drinking it. And then the next prank was when he tried to shrink Mrs.Twit said’’ I shrunk and Mr. Twit said’’ you have the shrinks. And Mrs. Twit ohhh no I don’t want to shrink help me Mrs. Twit said’’ I will help you when he did not help her stop shrinking. One night Mr. Twit kept cutting wood off her cane every day every night in his work shed one day Mrs. Twit look to see if she was still shrinking and she was she tried to hop on her the kitchen chair and her feet were hanging. The next prank was when Mr. Twit was trying to make some bird pie. There were some birds that would come a tree in the back of his house and they would land on the tree. And he would put some hugtight glue to hold them down he got some but not all though some boys had climb on the tree and got stuck and there was a smart boy he said’’ to not be turned in to bird pie we can un zip our pants then we can live. And they stick to the plan and then they un zip there pants and ran down from the tree.
BY:COLNIA
the twits to be continued …………………………. The Twits had shranked .Mrs and Mr twits were the size of an anit . Mr twis blamed Mrs twits. Mrs twits blamed Mr twits . the both blamed each other . But one day Mr twits made a plan to get back at Mrs twits . He changed her eye into a microscope eye . So she would think that he had got bigger than what he was . She thought that his shrinke’s hade worn off, but it did not work . She looked in the mirror and she saw that her eye had changed or got switched . So she told Mr twits that her eye had changed he told her that he changed it . He started to laugh at her . She started to think of a plan to get him back to be continued…………….. Mrs twits thought of a plan to get Mr twits back . She said I will add more and more layers to my shoe s so he would thinki grew and he shrunck more and more misses twits did as she said add more lay and more layers to my shoe s so he would thinki grew and he shrunck more and more misses twits did as she said add more layers to her hsoes . She did that every night . Until he thought that she hade grown and grown she want in the kichen and cooked some food and when she served it Mr twits said o my you have grown more and more and she started to laught . Oh you fell for it !ha ha ha you dummy ! said misses twits Mrs twits said you big umpalumpas . Mr twits said we both are umpalumpas ha ha ha laugh at thet . Ok said Mrs twits ha ha ha .
By raijanique
When they shurnk , they start being nice to eachother they made food out of grass and mushrooms, they made clothes out of that too,they made house’s,bed’s and cooking materials out of sticks,when mrs.twit was putting some sticks on the roof she triped on a stick and
Hit her head,on a rainy day the twits was sleep but then a change happened Mrs.twit start looking beauteful and mr.twit start looking handsom when they woke up they was so shocked they shot milk out they .
by jayla
ThisStory is about Mr.twit in Mrs. Twit :
Story by Philipa :
One afternoon Mr.Twit left the house without Mr. Twit.this noing . 20mins Later Mrs.twit called Mr.Twit name so mrs.twit found Mr.twit clothes on the floor . Then MrsTwit said it happen to him again while Mrs.Twit was setting their happy,mr.twit went out back and cut Mrs.Twit flowers from the garden. Then when mr.twit got done mr.twit went in the house in put the flowers in Mrs.Twit Green for dinner . Then Mrs.Twit said Your not dead on men then mrs.twit ask Mr.TwisAre you Hurgey ? He said ‘’, then Mrs .twit sat down then Mrs.Twit ate them then mrs.twi said Ummmy then Mr.Twit said ‘’,ha you ugly old bat you ate flowers’’, Then Mrs.twit said,’’ slim bat !’’’ Then Said ,’’you slime bat, you !’’ the n then twit family Family went up stairs to go to sleep the end
Mr. Twit was a hairy man he was an angry man he would stick rotten eggs and his face look like a rat. Mrs.twit is little, scrunched like a small raisin, like an ant. She is wearing a dirty dress. They went to a bar. Mrs. Twit put her eye and his beer and a Mr.twit said that you small women and they pulled prank on anther and they went back home and they start fighting at home and it was bad and they tore the house up and it was naste messy dirty smell
By PARIS
The Twit’s Story
Mrs. Twit And Mr.twit Are Pranksters They Are Married but they act mean towards each other.one night Mr.Twit went to bed. But Mrs. Twit did not go to bed. Mrs. Twit was up all night looking for a prank on the Internet. Up and down on the Internet Squirrley. She was getting mad. But she found one she was jumping up and down yay yay yay. but shhhh you don’t wanna awake my ugly husband. As the little Twit was running up the stairs yay woohoo quitely. The next day the little twits was leaving so Mrs. Twit went looking for some spidersand mr. Twit was also setting a prank on mrs. Twit to he brought back some ice cream with rat boo boo in it. I guess bothof them got into the house Mrs. Twit said whats for dinner ice cream but I’m eating Spaghetti with out worms. Mr.Twit Said. Well I’m goning to take my back straghting pills that night Mrs. Twit came down the stairs and ate he ice cream she ask Mr. Twit is it suppose to be cholate chip in the cream Mrs.Twit Said Yeaa. So he ate his spaghetti and she ate her ice cream. Mrs. Twit was screaming some one help me. I eating boo boo Nasty ewwww Mrs. Twit went stairs rinst her mouth out she said you did this to me well u put worms in my spaghetti and it was churchy . well you are just dum I’m not dum if I’m dum u stupid I hate you as the Twit’s were arguing Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala The ends.
by Quintasia
Once upon a time there was an old lady and a old man. They both hated each other but at the same time they loved each other. She tried to blow dry her hair for the first time. When she did her hair she had a big bald spot in the back of her head. She looked in the mirror and all her hair fell out!!
You scibbl scabble scopple get in here now !!
What happen to my hair ew go put on some clothes yah nitwit. Maybe we have some birds on the tree now. Nope lets go to sleep now. The next Mrs.Twit had to be taken to the hospital. They said she is going to have a baby soon. It’s a girl. A year later the baby was 1 years old.
By,destiny
The Twit’s
The Twit were so little. The only way you could see them is if you would have a microscope. It was even hard to pick crumbs. Mr. Twit’s said you got us in this mess. Mrs. Twit’s sad it was your idea. Mr. Twit said “ok” but he was really thinking I got us in to it I’m going to get me out of it . He went to every store and he never found it. He went dollar stores .On his way home he got stepped on. They thought he. Was a hair ball and kicked it away from them. He got kicked so. many times he could barely walk. But he made it home and Mrs. Twit’s already had on so mad he went back to the store to go look for some more clothes and he got kicked some more and died. Mrs. Twit’s was so happy she went to go party with the ants!
By Winter
By Dayshaun
The New Life
Mrs. Twit know Mr. Twit loves bird pie so she gets 5 birds and some worms, ants, poison, and some doo doo.
Then she baked the pie and put it and for 20 mins .
Mrs. Twit took it out and in the morning. Mr. Twit
ate it and he got dizzy and everything got blurry he fell and died. It was all
a mystery and no one knows he’s died but Mrs. Twit.
After he died, she got a new man, got married and lived happy ever after.
But the new Mr. and Mrs. Twit were just like the old ones, putting
jokes on each other. She had two kids a boy and a girl Twitie and Twitter.
The kids loved their mom and dad very much and they
had a wonderful family all because Mr. Twit died.
But guess what? The kids were both putting jokes on
each other and on their parents.
The End
By Crystal
MR. Twit & Mrs. Twit were idiots. They pull pranks on each other. Mrs. Twit had a plastic eye & she put her eye in mr.twit beer. is it a plastic eye. Its time to die u old lady? And mrs.twit faint and mr.twit tuck mrs.twit walking stick. And is of wood and put in her walking stick. And mrs. Twit walking stick keep getting bigger and bigger and bigger thin he said its time to streach thin mr.twit had 30 blowns thin she said a word thin mr.twit cut the rope thin he was happy thin mrs.twit had a plane she bit throw the srings. Thin she was falling and falling thin mr. twit drop his beer boom she land on him thin mr.twit put superglue on the dead tree thin cook bird pie. Thin children was super glue down to the dead tree then thay got away thin mr.twit put super glue on the monkys cage the bird gave the monkyey the key thin the moneys got superglue thin superglue the frencher up side down thin mrs.twit and mr.twit thot thay was up side down thin thay was stick down to the floor bacause the moneys realy foll thim so so so much thin win mrs.twit & mr.twit was 10,00000000000 years old thin thay was dead whin thay was 10,1111000 yars old thi thay was dead.
BY; Georgio
Once upon a time there was a Mrs. Twit and a Mr.Twit they were married and they were a bad couple when I say couple I mean couple.they played pranks on each other. One prank was when Mrs. Twit put her eye glass in his beer and then he seen it when he started drinking it. And then the next prank was when he tried to shrink Mrs.Twit said’’ I shrunk and Mr. Twit said’’ you have the shrinks. And Mrs. Twit ohhh no I don’t want to shrink help me Mrs. Twit said’’ I will help you when he did not help her stop shrinking. One night Mr. Twit kept cutting wood off her cane every day every night in his work shed one day Mrs. Twit look to see if she was still shrinking and she was she tried to hop on her the kitchen chair and her feet were hanging. The next prank was when Mr. Twit was trying to make some bird pie. There were some birds that would come a tree in the back of his house and they would land on the tree. And he would put some hugtight glue to hold them down he got some but not all though some boys had climb on the tree and got stuck and there was a smart boy he said’’ to not be turned in to bird pie we can un zip our pants then we can live. And they stick to the plan and then they un zip there pants and ran down from the tree.
BY:COLNIA
the twits to be continued …………………………. The Twits had shranked .Mrs and Mr twits were the size of an anit . Mr twis blamed Mrs twits. Mrs twits blamed Mr twits . the both blamed each other . But one day Mr twits made a plan to get back at Mrs twits . He changed her eye into a microscope eye . So she would think that he had got bigger than what he was . She thought that his shrinke’s hade worn off, but it did not work . She looked in the mirror and she saw that her eye had changed or got switched . So she told Mr twits that her eye had changed he told her that he changed it . He started to laugh at her . She started to think of a plan to get him back to be continued…………….. Mrs twits thought of a plan to get Mr twits back . She said I will add more and more layers to my shoe s so he would thinki grew and he shrunck more and more misses twits did as she said add more lay and more layers to my shoe s so he would thinki grew and he shrunck more and more misses twits did as she said add more layers to her hsoes . She did that every night . Until he thought that she hade grown and grown she want in the kichen and cooked some food and when she served it Mr twits said o my you have grown more and more and she started to laught . Oh you fell for it !ha ha ha you dummy ! said misses twits Mrs twits said you big umpalumpas . Mr twits said we both are umpalumpas ha ha ha laugh at thet . Ok said Mrs twits ha ha ha .
By raijanique
When they shurnk , they start being nice to eachother they made food out of grass and mushrooms, they made clothes out of that too,they made house’s,bed’s and cooking materials out of sticks,when mrs.twit was putting some sticks on the roof she triped on a stick and
Hit her head,on a rainy day the twits was sleep but then a change happened Mrs.twit start looking beauteful and mr.twit start looking handsom when they woke up they was so shocked they shot milk out they .
by jayla
ThisStory is about Mr.twit in Mrs. Twit :
Story by Philipa :
One afternoon Mr.Twit left the house without Mr. Twit.this noing . 20mins Later Mrs.twit called Mr.Twit name so mrs.twit found Mr.twit clothes on the floor . Then MrsTwit said it happen to him again while Mrs.Twit was setting their happy,mr.twit went out back and cut Mrs.Twit flowers from the garden. Then when mr.twit got done mr.twit went in the house in put the flowers in Mrs.Twit Green for dinner . Then Mrs.Twit said Your not dead on men then mrs.twit ask Mr.TwisAre you Hurgey ? He said ‘’, then Mrs .twit sat down then Mrs.Twit ate them then mrs.twi said Ummmy then Mr.Twit said ‘’,ha you ugly old bat you ate flowers’’, Then Mrs.twit said,’’ slim bat !’’’ Then Said ,’’you slime bat, you !’’ the n then twit family Family went up stairs to go to sleep the end
Mr. Twit was a hairy man he was an angry man he would stick rotten eggs and his face look like a rat. Mrs.twit is little, scrunched like a small raisin, like an ant. She is wearing a dirty dress. They went to a bar. Mrs. Twit put her eye and his beer and a Mr.twit said that you small women and they pulled prank on anther and they went back home and they start fighting at home and it was bad and they tore the house up and it was naste messy dirty smell
By PARIS
The Twit’s Story
Mrs. Twit And Mr.twit Are Pranksters They Are Married but they act mean towards each other.one night Mr.Twit went to bed. But Mrs. Twit did not go to bed. Mrs. Twit was up all night looking for a prank on the Internet. Up and down on the Internet Squirrley. She was getting mad. But she found one she was jumping up and down yay yay yay. but shhhh you don’t wanna awake my ugly husband. As the little Twit was running up the stairs yay woohoo quitely. The next day the little twits was leaving so Mrs. Twit went looking for some spidersand mr. Twit was also setting a prank on mrs. Twit to he brought back some ice cream with rat boo boo in it. I guess bothof them got into the house Mrs. Twit said whats for dinner ice cream but I’m eating Spaghetti with out worms. Mr.Twit Said. Well I’m goning to take my back straghting pills that night Mrs. Twit came down the stairs and ate he ice cream she ask Mr. Twit is it suppose to be cholate chip in the cream Mrs.Twit Said Yeaa. So he ate his spaghetti and she ate her ice cream. Mrs. Twit was screaming some one help me. I eating boo boo Nasty ewwww Mrs. Twit went stairs rinst her mouth out she said you did this to me well u put worms in my spaghetti and it was churchy . well you are just dum I’m not dum if I’m dum u stupid I hate you as the Twit’s were arguing Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala The ends.
by Quintasia
Once upon a time there was an old lady and a old man. They both hated each other but at the same time they loved each other. She tried to blow dry her hair for the first time. When she did her hair she had a big bald spot in the back of her head. She looked in the mirror and all her hair fell out!!
You scibbl scabble scopple get in here now !!
What happen to my hair ew go put on some clothes yah nitwit. Maybe we have some birds on the tree now. Nope lets go to sleep now. The next Mrs.Twit had to be taken to the hospital. They said she is going to have a baby soon. It’s a girl. A year later the baby was 1 years old.
By,destiny
The Twit’s
The Twit were so little. The only way you could see them is if you would have a microscope. It was even hard to pick crumbs. Mr. Twit’s said you got us in this mess. Mrs. Twit’s sad it was your idea. Mr. Twit said “ok” but he was really thinking I got us in to it I’m going to get me out of it . He went to every store and he never found it. He went dollar stores .On his way home he got stepped on. They thought he. Was a hair ball and kicked it away from them. He got kicked so. many times he could barely walk. But he made it home and Mrs. Twit’s already had on so mad he went back to the store to go look for some more clothes and he got kicked some more and died. Mrs. Twit’s was so happy she went to go party with the ants!
By Winter