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Dayshaun
1/27/2011 11:07:04 pm
The Twits had shunk in the last chapther but they was still franking each other Mr. Twit had put a fly in ms. Twit bed and when Ms. Twit walked up in the room she got scared of that big fly she had fainted few hours later she had whoke up she started yelling then the roly poly bird stepped on Mr. Twits ate Ms Twit then they died.
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CRYSTAL
1/27/2011 11:09:12 pm
The New Life
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georgio
1/27/2011 11:09:14 pm
MR.twit & MRS.twit were idiots thay pull pranks on each other mrs.twit had a plastic eye & she put her eye in mr.twit beer ? is it a plastic eye. Its time to die u old lady? And mrs.twit faint and mr.twit tuck mrs.twit walking stick. And is of wood and put in her walking stick. And mrs. Twit walking stick keep getting beger and begger and begger thin he said its time to streach thin mr.twit had 30 blowns thin she said a word thin mr.twit cut the rope thin he was happy thin mrs.twit had a plane she bit throw the srings. Thin she was falling and falling thin mr. twit drop his beer boom she land on him thin mr.twit put superglue on the dead tree thin cook bird pie. Thin children was super glue down to the dead tree then thay got away thin mr.twit put super glue on the monkys cage the bird gave the monkyey the key thin the moneys got superglue thin superglue the frencher up side down thin mrs.twit and mr.twit thot thay was up side down thin thay was stick down to the floor bacause the moneys realy foll thim so so so much thin win mrs.twit & mr.twit was 10,00000000000 years old thin thay was dead whin thay was 10,1111000 yars old thi thay was dead.
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colnia
1/27/2011 11:11:17 pm
Once upon a time there was a mrs. Twit and a mr.Twit they were married and they were a bad cuuple when I say cuple I mean cuple.they played pranks on each other. One prank was when mrs. Twit put her eye glass in his beer and then he seen it when he started drinking it. And then the next prank was when he tried to shrink Mrs.Twit said’’ I shurnk and Mr. Twit said’’ you have the shirnks. And Mrs. Twit ohhh no I don’t want to shrink help me Mrs. Twit said’’ I will hel you when he did not help her stop shrinking. One night Mr. Twit kept cuting wood off her cane evry day every night in his work shed one day Mrs. Twit look to see if she was still shrinking and she was she tried to hop on her the kitchen chair and her feet were hangin g. The next prank was when Mr. Twit was trying to make some bird pie .there was some birds that would come a treei n the back of his house and they would land on the tree. And he would put some higlight glue to hold them down he got some but not all though some boys had climb on the tree and got stuck and there was a smart boy he said’’ to not be turned in to bird pie we can un zip our pants then we can live. And they stick to the plan and then they un zip there pants and ran down from the tree. And then they ran Im not going to say the nasty part. Well I will any way thhey ran and you seen there B-U-T-T-Y TYES TO SEEN THERE BUTTY YES IT WAS DESUSETEN EWWWWWWW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA THAT WAS SO FUNNY THE WHOLE CLASS STARTED LAUGHING……….
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raijanique
1/27/2011 11:17:32 pm
the twits to be countinued …………………………. The Twits had shranked .Mrs and Mr twits were the size of an anit . Mr twis blamed Mrs twits. Mrs twits blamed Mr twits . the both blamed each other . But one day Mr twits made a plan to get back at Mrs twits . He changed her eye into a microscope eye . So she would think that he had got bigger than what he was . She thought that his shrinke’s hade worn off, but it did not work . She looked in the mirror and she saw that her eye had changed or got switched . So she told Mr twits that her eye had changed he told her that he changed it . He started to laugh at her . She started to think of a plan to get him back to be cuntinued…………….. Mrs twits thought of a plan to get Mr twits back . She said I will add more and more layers to my shoe s so he would thinki grew and he shrunck more and more misses twits did as she said add more lay and more layers to my shoe s so he would thinki grew and he shrunck more and more misses twits did as she said add more layers to her hsoes . She did that every night . Until he thought that she hade grown and grown she want in the kichen and cooked some food and when she served it Mr twits said o my you have grown more and more and she started to laught . Oh you fell for it !ha ha ha you dummy ! said misses twits Mrs twits said you big umpalumpas . Mr twits said we both are umpalumpas ha ha ha laugh at thet . Ok said Mrs twits ha ha ha .
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jayla
1/27/2011 11:18:57 pm
When they shurnk , they start being nice to eachother they made food out of grass and mushrooms, they made
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philipa
1/27/2011 11:20:02 pm
ThisStory is about Mr.twit in Mrs. Twit :Story by Philipa : one afternoon Mr.Twit left the house without Mrtwit.this noing . 20mins Later Mrs.twit called Mr.Twit name so mrs.twit found Mr.twit clothes on the floor . Then MrsTwit said it happen to him again while Mrs.Twit was setting their happy,mr.twit went out back and cut Mrs.Twit flowers from the garden. Then when mr.twit got done mr.twit went in the house in put the flowers in Mrs.Twit Green for dinner . Then Mrs.Twit said Your not dead on men then mrs.twit ask Mr.TwisAre you Hurgey ? He said ‘’, then Mrs .twit sat down then Mrs.Twit ate them then mrs.twi said Ummmy then Mr.Twit said ‘’,ha you ugly old bat you ate flowers’’, Then Mrs.twit said,’’ slim bat !’’’ Then Said ,’’you slime bat, you !’’ the n then twit family Family went up stairs to go to sleep the end
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paris
1/27/2011 11:22:37 pm
Mr.twit was a hairy man he was an angry man he would stick rotten eggs and his face look like a rat Mrs.twit is and little small raisin like a ant she is wearing a dirty drees they went to a bar Mrs. Twit put her eye and his beer and a Mr.twit said that you small women and they pulled prank on anther and they went back home and they start fighting at home and it was bad and they tore the house up and it was naste messy dirty smell
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Quintasia
1/27/2011 11:23:24 pm
The Twit’s Story
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Destiny
1/27/2011 11:25:00 pm
Once upon a time there was an old lady and a old man. They both hated each other but at the same time they loved each other. She tried to blow dry her hair for the first time. When she did her hair she had a big bald spot in the back of her head. She looked in the mirror and all her hair fell out!!
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winter
1/27/2011 11:30:10 pm
The Twit’s
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